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Four Of The Fastest Motorcycles In 2010

2010-12-18T10:34:00.001-08:00

Ducati 1198 R Corse Special Edition

The 1198 R Corse Special Edition marks the historic introduction of a new Ducati Corse logo and features a factory team-style aluminium fuel tank, bold Corse colour scheme and a race kit.
POWER: 180hp (132.4kW) @ 9750rpm
GEARBOX: 6 speed
TYPE: L-Twin cylinder, 4 titanium valves per cylinder Desmodromic, liquid cooled

Ducati 1198 R Corse Special Edition

The YZF-R1 LE is a limited edition Valentino Rossi / Fiat Yamaha replica complete with the number “46” and “The Doctor” logos, including a replica of Valentino Rossi’s signature on the fuel tank.
GEARBOX: 6-speed w/multiplate slipper clutch
TYPE: 998cc, liquid-cooled 4-cylinder DOHC 16 valves (titanium intake valves)

Honda CBR1000RR

Performance and style. No two elements are more important on a sportbike, and the Honda CBR1000RR has them both in spades. Of course, when a bike is bred on the racetracks of the world using DNA gleaned from Honda’s MotoGP championship-winning machines, would you expect anything but the best? And the CBR backs it up, packing state-of-the-art features like our available Electronic Combined Anti-lock Braking System (C-ABS) and the revolutionary Honda Electronic Steering Damper (HESD) that leave other literbikes on the trailer. Winning Road Racing World’s “2009 1000cc Shootout” merely confirmed the CBR1000RR’s supremacy, with 2010 certain to continue its legacy of class-defining power, light weight, handling and looks.

TYPE: 999cc liquid-cooled inline four-cylinder
GEARBOX: Close-ratio six-speed

Aprilia RSV4 Factory

33 championships, 254 MotoGP World Championship wins and 8 Superbike victories : over the last two decades Aprilia has become a modern motorcycling legend. The bikes from Noale have dominated tracks the world over thanks to the genial design, courage and extraordinary abilities of the technicians who pursued innovative solutions by experimenting, innovating and sometimes revolutionising technical schemes that seemed to be unchangeable. Aprilia RSV4 Factory, the bike that brings Aprilia back into the 2009 Superbike World Championship, is the product of this immense technical know-how. It is a highly technologically advanced motorcycle, conceived for racing and for this purpose designed and developed by Aprilia together with the marque’s Race Division, the largest and most advanced of its kind in Europe and one of the most important in the world.

TYPE: V4 engine 999.6 cc, 65° bth
POWER: 180 HP (132.4 kW) at 12,500 rpm

I know you are a Retard when I see these

2010-12-18T10:14:00.003-08:00

20 Most Amazing Microscope Shots Pictures

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01 – A wood or heathland Ant, Formica fusca, holding a microchip

02 – The surface of an Erasable Programmable Read-Only Memory silicon microchip

03 – Eyelash hairs growing from the surface of human skin

04 – The surface of a strawberry

05 – Bacteria on the surface of a human tongue

06 – Human sperm (spermatozoa), the male sex cells

07 – The nylon hooks and loops of velcro

08 – Household dust which includes long hairs such as cat fur, twisted synthetic and woolen fibers, serrated insect scales, a pollen grain, plant and insect remains

09 -The weave of a nylon stocking

10 – The end of the tongue (proboscis) of a hummingbird hawkmoth

11 – The head of a mosquito

12 – A human head louse clinging to a hair

13 – The eight eyes (two groups of four) on the head of a Mexican red-kneed tarantula

14 – Cut hairs and shaving foam between two razor blades

15 – Cigarette paper

16 – The corroded surface of a rusty metal nail

17 – The head of a Romanesco cauliflower

18 – The fungus Aspergillus fumigatus

19 – Mushrooms spores

20 – A clutch of unidentified butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant

Incredible Body Camouflage Art by Emma Hack !!!

2010-12-12T13:23:00.001-08:00

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Born in 1973, the artistic Australian Emma Hack has spent her entire career decorating the bodies of others, be it as a painter of child faces or a beauty consultant, but she always felt a leaning toward more artistic pursuits, so the transition to full body painting was in many ways inevitable. Hairdresser and make-up artist that she was and is, Emma has evolved into a body illustrator and all-round visual artist of world renown.

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These days, she can spend almost eight hours on each model, painstakingly applying floral designs and other patterns. In 1999, She produced a calendar, then staged her first exhibition of pin-up style models, after which, in 2002 her first ‘art’ based collection named ‘Petal’

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Emma was very strongly influenced by the life and works of Florence Broadhurst, a singer and artist, who was an inspirational businesswoman r in Australia from the 20’s to the 50’s, producing startling wallpaper designs which redefined artistic convention, and that is how many of today’s critics view Emma’s art installations in current times. Her first creations involved putting painted clothing onto the body of the model, to make it appear that the model was wearing them and the illusions have evolved from there.

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When asked about her work, Emma commented. “I love exhibiting and creating my own work. As a make-up artist working in the advertising world, you are mostly always following a brief. I guess my exhibited work has a loose feel to the finished product and art allows for that. I am also really enjoying the photography as well and creating what I want to see in my mind. I really love the illusions that can be created on the human form”

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Emma says that she was inspired by 60s supermodel Verushka, who was famous for painting herself into rustic environments. One day she saw Florence Broadhurst wallpapers on display in a hardware store, and fell in love with it. She actually created the works based on it before asking permission from David and Helen Lennie of Signature Prints, who believed s that Florence would have been delighted and agreed for her to continue. Today they allow her to use print colour ranges and designs from the Broadhurst archive as she pleases.

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In 2005 Emma used two of the wallpapers to create her first four pictures, only managing one a day at the start. Her first one took 19 hours to complete, very hard on both artist and model , though the work was very difficult, Emma was learning as she went… The second only took 17 hours, though it is much quicker nowadays.

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Emma is deeply entwined in her Australian heritage, with a great love and respect for the amazing land and environment. Some of her images are a celebration of the birds and animals of that country, to help raise awareness of the native environment. She painted her own backgrounds for this project as she wanted to not just be known for painted Broadhurst designs, feeling it vitally important that she grow within her art form.

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In the past five years, Emma has released a series of Wallpaper works that merge the human form into the Broadhurst wallpaper designs, those gloriously outlandish patterns slavishly recreated on nude models by Emma, before being seamlessly inserted into the Broadhurst original producing stunning illusory images of nude humanity hidden within stylish patterns In 2008, she began to photograph her own works, and now feels this to be complimentary to her body art, creating other visions of the finished image.

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Her work, as you can plainly see, is utterly compelling and quite astonishingly beautiful. This hair and make-up artist of 20 years ago has evolved, from painting clothing onto the body and celebrity based calendar body art, to an artistic expression and ability that thoroughly deserves the worldwide reputation and acclaim. This fabulous talent will be with us for a long time yet, and who knows what incredible artworks she will produce? Brilliant.

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Half-Naked Russian Beauties In Electronics Advertisement

2010-12-11T12:23:00.000-08:00

Half-Naked Russian Beauties In Electronics Advertisement: "MediaMarkt, a big European retailer of electronics and household appliances, makes “Russian” advertisement for Russia. Here is a calendar designed in the style of palekh lacquer miniature, but with beautiful half-naked Russian girls and electronics! The idea looks creative and cute, doesn’t it? via etoday.ru"

How Manny Camouflage Persons Can You Spot Out [Pic]

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How Manny Camouflage Persons Can You Spot Out [Pic]

Santa in all shape and sizes

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Tattoos of Portraits on Human Bodies

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What if Monkeys Rule The World [pic]

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The Largest Ship In The World

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Some Real Cool Skins For Your Office Cabinet

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Funny Faces of Kids from all around the world [pic]

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Top 10 Greatest Boxing Knockouts Ever

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Enjoy the greatest knockouts the sweet science has given us....Top 10 boxing knockouts ko punch left hook right hand ali marciano mike tyson sugar.

Bill gates: last day at Microsoft

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Why they are named so ???

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Red Hat

Company founder Marc Ewing was given the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red and white stripes) while at college by his grandfather. He lost it and had to search for it desperately. The manual of the beta version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal to readers to return his Red Hat if found by anyone!

Intel

Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain, so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.

Microsoft

It was coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.

Cisco

The name is not an acronym but an abbreviation of San Francisco. The company's logo reflects its San Francisco name heritage. It represents a stylized Golden Gate Bridge.

Adobe

The name came from the river Adobe Creek that ran behind

Yahoo!

The word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book Gulliver's Travels. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos.

Xerox

The Greek root "xer" means dry. The inventor, Chestor Carlson, named his product Xerox as it was dry copying, markedly different from the then prevailing wet copying.

Oracle

Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). The code name for the project was called Oracle (the CIA saw this as the system to give answers to all questions or something such).

Apache

It got its name because its founders got started by applying patches to code written for NCSA's httpd daemon. The result was 'A PAtCHy' server - thus, the name Apache.

Sony

From the Latin word 'sonus' meaning sound, and 'sonny' a slang used by Americans to refer to a bright youngster.

Sun Microsystems

Founded by four Stanford University buddies, Sun is the acronym for Stanford University Network.

Motorola

Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.

Google
The name started as a jockey boast about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders - Stanford graduate students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google

SAP

"Systems, Applications, Products in Data Processing", formed by four ex-IBM employees who used to work in the 'Systems/Applications/Projects' group of IBM.

Apple Computers

Favourite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 o'clock.

Hewlett-Packard

Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.

Hotmail

Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing email via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for Hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casings.

Lotus

Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from the lotus position or 'padmasana.' Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi.

Some Interesting Pictures

2007-08-10T10:37:00.000-07:00

A group of residents play cards at the funeral wake of a pauper, Cristino Parian, in Manila, in the Philippines, to help raise money for the dead man's burial.

Israeli security forces remove Jewish settlers from an illegally occupied building in the flashpoint West Bank city of Hebron.

Hot air balloons near a statue of King William III in Bristol, UK. The event is part of the Discovery Channel International Balloon Fiesta 2007, the largest of its kind in Europe.

A car rests upside down against a wall and a handrail as pedestrians look on in central Moscow. Witnesses say the driver walked away from the accident unharmed.

A Tibetan women sits beside a collection of hundreds of Tibetan flags ahead of a protest rally in Delhi, India.

Ukrainian synchronised swimmers perform an aquatic ballet in a fish tank at an aquarium in Seoul, South Korea.

Colombian Henri Ayala, an acrobat with the Zippo Circus, balances on a chair on a high wire in York, UK.

A displaced Sudanese woman carries her baby at a camp in Nyala, in Sudan's Darfur region. More than two million people have been left homeless by conflict since 2003.

Reversal Pictures - Turn it the other way round to see a hidden picture

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Wear this panty to support greenery

2007-08-07T10:44:00.000-07:00

Who needs a House Go get this

2007-08-06T11:47:00.000-07:00

This is what will happen if you get a season ticket

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Collection of 50 close up pics of designer cars

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Would you Ever Drink This ???

2007-07-18T09:18:00.000-07:00

WoW Gigantic (Amazing) - These are really HUGE

2007-07-16T07:27:00.000-07:00

Real Cool One liners

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Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.
True friends stab you in the front.
Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Basic Cell Phone Acronyms You Need to Know

2007-07-16T02:27:00.000-07:00

Confused by the alphabet soup of cell phone acronyms? I don't blame you. Here's a cheat sheet that'll help you navigate the waters while your shopping for your next phone—or trying to get the most out of the handset you've got.

Most of the confusion arises when it comes to the various types of cell phone networks. For example, when I ask my aunts and uncles which networks their phones work on, they'll usually tell me their carrier instead of whether they're using GSM or CDMA—and frankly, before I started writing about cell phones for a living, I didn't know the difference, either. So first, let's start with a quick overview of the two main standard for cell networks:

GSM: Short for Global System for Mobile Communications, GSM is the most widespread standard for cell phones networks in the world. If you're a jetsetter who likes keeping in touch during your far-flung travels, you should go with a GSM-enabled phone, and here in the U.S., AT&T and T-Mobile are both GSM carriers. Besides the technical differences between CDMA and GSM networks (I'll spare you the details), the main distinction of a GSM phone is that it comes with a SIM (Subscriber Identity Module) card—a little plastic chip that, as its name implies, identifies your phone on the GSM network. If you take the SIM card out of your GSM phone and put it into another GSM handset, you'll be able to place and receive calls on the second phone using your own cell phone number. GSM phones are also capable of handling six-way conference calls.
CDMA: Short for Code Division Multiple Access, CDMA networks are much more prevalent in the U.S. than they are abroad, and while CDMA boasts many of the same features as GSM networks (including caller ID, call waiting, and text messaging), there are some key differences—namely, CDMA phones don't use SIM cards. Instead, your phone's identity and number are programmed into the handset by your carrier, and you can't easily switch numbers on CDMA phones as you can with SIM-equipped GSM phones. Also, CDMA phones can only handle three-way conference calls, versus six-way calls on GSM networks. Major CDMA carriers in the U.S. include Sprint, Verizon Wireless, and regional operator Alltel.

OK, so you've got your two main flavors of networks, but now I'm going to stir another variable into the mix: 3G. Here's the deal: GSM and CDMA are both considered second-generation, or 2G, networks (the first generation being AMPS, an analog network used mainly back in the 1980s). Unlike the old voice-only AMPS networks, digital GSM and CDMA networks can handle both voice and data calls, which means you can send text messages, surf the Web and get caller ID info. But data flows slowly over GSM and CDMA—think dial-up, only slower. Streaming video and music? Forget it.

That's where 3G, or third-generation networks, come in. These so-called 3G systems allow data to flow at speeds you'd expect from a home DSL modem or better—and at those speeds, you get features like streaming video and full-track music downloads. The main types of 3G networks include:

EV-DO: An add-on for CDMA networks, EV-DO (or Evolution-Data Optimized) delivers data speeds between 144Kbps to 2Mbps to CDMA cell phones, perfect for streaming video and music. Sprint offers EV-DO access through its Power Vision phones (which are typically a little pricier than standard models); on Verizon Wireless, look for the "V Cast" label.
UMTS and HSDPA: Both UMTS (Universal Mobile Telecommunications System) and HSDPA (High-Speed Downlink Packet Access) are upgrades to GSM networks, and like EV-DO, they provide DSL and cable-like data speed. The only difference between UMTS and HSDPA (besides the technical nitty-gritty, of course) is that HSDPA is even faster than UMTS; for that reason, HSDPA networks are often called 3.5G rather than just 3G. In the U.S., only AT&T offers UMTS and HSDPA networks. (T-Mobile is busy working on its own HSDPA network, which should begin going online by the end of the year.)

Somewhere between 3G and 2G lies, naturally enough, 2.5G networks, which give you data speeds that are slightly faster than dial-up—no good for streaming video, but fine for messaging or mobile Web browsing. These networks include:

1xRTT: A variant of the CDMA standard, 1xRTT (or "1 times Radio Transmission Technology") gives you data speeds between 30Kbps and 90Kbps, a bit better than your typical 56Kbps dial-up modem. Most of the non-3G phones on Sprint and Verizon have 1xRTT capabilities.
GPRS and EDGE: The 2.5G flavors of GSM networks, GPRS (General Packet Radio Service) and EDGE (Enhanced Data Rates for GSM Evolution) also give you data in the 30Kbps to 90Kbps range, with EDGE running slightly faster than GPRS. Again, most of the non-3G phones on AT&T offer either GPRS or EDGE, while T-Mobile—which has yet to launch a 3G network—only does GPRS and EDGE.

Believe it or not pictures

2007-07-12T10:51:00.000-07:00

If dogs ruled the earth!!! isnt it amazing!!!!!!!!

2007-07-11T09:46:00.000-07:00

Spectacular Jets Firing Power

2007-07-10T10:39:00.000-07:00

Extreme Japanese custom vans

2007-07-10T10:13:00.000-07:00

New Mobile Phone Models. I bet you would have never seen before

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Some pictures of BOMB TESTS

2007-07-09T12:42:00.000-07:00

I wish you very attractive sunrise like this everyday

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Things to Do While Your Co-workers are on Vacation

2007-07-09T11:56:00.000-07:00

What will happen to our super heroes when they retire

2007-07-09T11:48:00.000-07:00

Some really hilarious Error Messages

2007-07-08T02:08:00.000-07:00

WHAT PETS DO WHEN YOU'RE AT WORK

2007-07-08T00:09:00.000-07:00

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS:

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1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the
same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Funny Human check made by Reddit - 16th ASS

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TEN thing one should know being a orkut member

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ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says "top model pose"
"superman/superwoman"
"arnt i hot/handsome/cute"
doesn't convince anyone.

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you
win, you're still retarded.

FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you hate other people
b/c yoUR not on their top 8.
who really cares, i mean get over it!

SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you,
not
adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

SEVEN
Little 12 year olds who have Orkut
and look like little cartoons,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Orkut Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like [red] "repost this in
100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"[/red]
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS TYPE OF ACCIDENT BEFORE

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Check out some stunning pictures of ANTARTICA

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BEST BENCH DESIGNS OF THE WORLD

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Check your Dirty IQ!!!

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Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you
not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me
you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I
come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when
engaged in my job. What am I?

Ans are below.... :)

Answers:

1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

Male or Female?

2007-07-05T08:21:00.000-07:00

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

This is awesome - I bet you didn't know this

2007-07-04T21:58:00.000-07:00

Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)

And

Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting

Folder Lock without any Software

2007-07-04T13:27:00.001-07:00

Open Notepad and copy the below code and save as locker.bat. On first click, it will create folder with name Locker automatically. Don't forget to change your password in the code; it is shown as "type your password here".
After creation of Locker folder, again click on the locker.bat it will ask.press Y then Locker folder will be disappeared. To get back the folder click on locker.bat. and give ur password.

cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder Locker
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST Locker goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%== type your password here goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md Locker
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End

They cant speak... but you can find it in their reactions...

2007-07-03T09:28:00.001-07:00

You better stop touching before I really get pissed off~~~

Save space!!!!

Somebody and somebody' s son…………

Wow … . So expensive ah!!!!

I didn' t even bite you…… ..

Come lets hold hands!!!!

Don 't waste!!!!

I can prove that u can grow fat in just one scoop~~

So sleepy………

Mum says need to wash hand after going toilet… ..

Plug in wrong place… ..

Although a bit overweight…… But what to do… . Life goes on… .

Who make up cry till like this!!!!

Objection!!!!

Daddy … .. I' m sorry!!!!!

Why target me……… ..

THE RUBBER GIRLS 18+

2007-07-02T09:18:00.001-07:00

The most Cutest Kids

2007-07-02T07:42:00.001-07:00

Girls are Girls - 1st time at the gym!

2007-07-01T11:04:00.001-07:00

Milau Bridge - One Of the Longest bridges in Europe

2007-07-01T10:09:00.001-07:00

Amazing - Images

2007-07-01T09:10:00.001-07:00

Luxurious Bus

2007-07-01T08:54:00.001-07:00

Atlantis Mission in Photos

2007-07-01T08:18:00.001-07:00

Worlds most spoilt young kids

2007-06-29T19:03:00.001-07:00

Behind beauty

2007-06-29T18:41:00.001-07:00

Miracles of Make-up

2007-06-29T14:14:00.001-07:00

The Big Bro of Titanic

2007-06-29T13:28:00.001-07:00

~wOnderfull fashiOns fOr girls~

2007-06-27T12:17:00.001-07:00

Funny Ads Don't Laugh

2007-06-27T10:08:00.001-07:00

Tibet - Like you never seen before

2007-06-27T09:15:00.001-07:00

Rare picture of Eiffel Tower during its Construction

2007-06-26T12:22:00.001-07:00

HUMMMMMMM HUMMER...in action

2007-06-26T10:31:00.001-07:00

Heard a lot about Hummer? The most popular car ever for the toughest guys,
Oops, its popular car for toughest roads,
Oops, its popular car for any surface in fact!
So, what's special? Feel like the build up is too much for a Stupid car? .
Now see it in Action!

The best point is HUMMER doesn't compromise for luxury....

44 Cool ways to insult someone

2007-06-25T10:04:00.001-07:00

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!

6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!

11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!

19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.

20. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.

21. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

27. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.

30. How would you like to feel the way you look?

31. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

32. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?

33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.

34. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

35. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

37. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!

38. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.

39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?

40. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

41. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

42. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

44. Do u practice being this ugly?

Illusion - Some new collection

2007-06-25T07:53:00.001-07:00

What does the future hold for us - Cartoonist Predictions

2007-06-24T10:55:00.001-07:00

Style, Fashion, Beauty, Sexy, Fast, Classic, etc - all this can be found in just one thing.

2007-06-24T05:08:00.001-07:00

You will love this Keyboard

2007-06-24T04:47:00.001-07:00

What is wrong with our new generation

2007-06-24T04:24:00.001-07:00

i was just checking out some tattoos but... after seeing this i am totally confused.... how could you scrape your skin off your body.... is this the extreme of body modifications.,.... where are we heading towards in future... are we gonna be happy to have our bones seen in future....

Horse with Tattoos on them

2007-06-24T03:59:00.001-07:00

8th Annual System Administrator Appreciation Day

2007-06-23T12:47:00.001-07:00

July 27th, 2007 (Last Friday Of July)
8th Annual System Administrator Appreciation Day

Friday, July 27th, 2007, is the 8th annual System Administrator Appreciation Day. On this special international day, give your System Administrator something that shows that you truly appreciate their hard work and dedication.

Let's face it, System Administrators get no respect 364 days a year. This is the day that all fellow System Administrators across the globe, will be showered with expensive sports cars and large piles of cash in appreciation of their diligent work. But seriously, we are asking for a nice token gift and some public acknowledgement. It's the least you could do.

Network analysis - anyone dare to do this

2007-06-23T03:15:00.001-07:00

To all , who know how to solve the problems mathematically, something for you all.
Please solve it

Kirchoff's Current Law (KCL):
At every node, the sum of all currents entering a node must equal zero.
Kirchoff's Voltage Law (KVL):
The voltage law says that the sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit must equal zero.
Exercise :
Please apply Kirchoff's Current and Voltage laws to the following figures.
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Why A Scientist Believes In God

2007-06-23T02:51:00.001-07:00

This article of Mr A. Cressy Morrison, former President of the New York Academy of Sciences, first appeared in the " Reader's Digest" (January 1948); then on recommendation of Professor C. A. Coulson, F. R.S., Professor of Mathematics at Oxford University, was republished in the "Reader's Digest" November 1960 - It shows how science compels the scientists to admit to the essential need of a Supreme Creator.
We are still in the dawn of the scientific age and every increase of light reveals more brightly the handiwork of an intelligent Creator. In the 90 years since Darwin we have made stupendous discoveries; with a spirit of scientific humanity and of faith grounded in knowledge we are approaching even nearer to an awareness of God. For myself I count seven reasons for my faith.
First:
By unwavering mathematical law we can prove that our universe was designed and executed by a great engineering Intelligence. Suppose you put ten coins, marked from one to ten, into your pocket and give them a good shuffle. Now try to take them out in sequence from one to ten, pulling back the coin each time and shaking them all again. Mathematically we know that your chance of first drawing number one is one in ten; of drawing one and two in succession, one in 100; of drawing one, two and three in succession, one in a thousand, and so on; your chance of drawing them all, from one to number ten in succession, would reach the unbelievable figure of one chance in ten thousand million. By the same reasoning, so many exacting conditions are necessary for life on earth that they could not possibly exist in proper relationship by chance. The earth rotates on its axis at one thousand miles an hour; if it turned at one hundred miles an hour, our days and nights would be ten times as long as now, and the hot sun would then burn up our vegetation during each long day, while in the long night any surviving sprout would freeze. Again, the sun, source of our life, has a surface temperature of 12,000 degrees Fahrenheit, and our earth is, just far enough away so that this 'eternal fire" warms us just enough and not too much! If the sun gave off only one-half its present radiation, we would freeze, and if it gave half as much more, we would roast. The slant of the earth, tilted at an angle of 23 degrees, gives us our season; if it had not been so tilted, vapors from the ocean would move north and south, piling up for us continents of ice. If our moon was, say, only 50 thousand miles away instead of its actual distance, our tides would be so enormous that twice a day all continents would be submerged; even the mountains would soon be eroded away. If the crust of the earth had been only ten feet thicker, there would be no oxygen without which animal life must die. Had the ocean been a few feet deeper, carbon dioxide and oxygen would have been absorbed and no vegetable life could exist. Or if our atmosphere had been thinner, some of the meteors, now burned in space by the million every day would be striking all parts of the earth, starting fires everywhere. Because of these, and host of other examples, there is not one chance in millions that life on our planet is an accident.
Second:
The resourcefulness of life to accomplish its purpose is a manifestation of all-pervading Intelligence. What life itself is no man has fathomed. It has neither weight nor dimensions, but it does have force; a growing root will crack a rock. Life has conquered water, land and air, mastering the element, compelling them to dissolve and reform their combinations. Life, the sculptor, shapes all living things; an artist, it designs every leaf of every tree, and colours every flower. Life is a musician and has each bird to sing its love songs, the insects to call each other in the music of their multitudinous sounds. Life is a sublime chemist, giving taste to fruits and spices, and perfume to the rose changing water and carbonic acid into sugar and wood and, in so doing, releasing oxygen that animals may have the breath of life. Behold an almost invisible drop of protoplasm, transparent and jelly-like, capable of motion, drawing energy from the sun. This single cell, this transparent mist-like droplet, holds within itself the germ of life, and has the power to distribute this life to every living thing, great and small. The powers of this droplet are greater than our vegetation and animals and people, for all life came from it. Nature did not create life; fire-blistered rocks and a saltless sea could not meet the necessary requirements. Who, then, has put it here?
Third:
Animal wisdom speaks irresistibly of a good Creator who infused instinct into otherwise helpless little creatures. The young salmon spends years at sea, then comes back to his own river; and travels up the very side of the river into which flows The tributary where he was born. What brings him back so precisely? If you transfer him to another tributary he will know at once that he is off his course and he will fight his way down and back to the main stream and then turn up against the current to finish his destiny more accurately. Even more difficult to solve is the mystery of eels. These amazing creatures migrate at maturity from all ponds and rivers everywhere - those from Europe across thousands of miles of oceans - all bound for the same abysmal deeps near Bermuda. There they breed and die. The little ones, with no apparent means of knowing anything except that they are in a wilderness of water nevertheless find their way back not only to the very shore from which their parent came but thence to the rivers, lakes or little ponds - so that each body of water is always populated with eels. No American eel has ever been caught in Europe, no European eel in American waters. Nature has even delayed the maturity of the European eel by a year or more to make up for its longer journey. Where does the directing iruptilse originate? A wasp will overpower a grasshopper, dig a hole in the earth, sting the grasshopper in exactly the right place so that he does not die but becomes unconscious and lives on as a form of preserved meat. Then the wasp will lay her eggs handily so that her children when they hatch can nibble without killing the insect on which they feed, to them dead meat would be fatal. The mother then flies way and dies; she never sees her young. Surely the wasp must have done all this right the first time and every time, or else there would be no wasp. Such mysterious techniques cannot be explained by adaptation; they were bestowed.
Fourth:
Man has something more than animal instinct - the power of reason. No other animal has ever left a record of its ability to count ten or even to understand the meaning of ten. Where instinct is like a single note of a flute, beautiful but limited, the human brain contains all the notes of all the instruments in the orchestra. No need to belabour this fourth point; thanks to the human reason we can contemplate the possibility that we are what we are only because we have received a spark of Universal Intelligence.
Fifth:
Provision for all living is revealed in phenomena which we know today but which Darwin did not know - such as the wonders of genes. So unspeakably tiny are these genes that, if all of them responsible for all living people in the world could be put in one place, there would be less than a thimbleful. Yet these ultra- microscopic genes and their companions, the chromosomes, inhabit every living cell and are the absolute keys to all human, animal and vegetable characteristics. A thimble is a small place in which to put all the individual characteristics of two thousand million human beings. However; the facts are beyond question. Well then, how do genes lock up all the normal heredity of a multitude of ancestors and preserve the psychology of each in such an infinitely small space? Here evolution really begins - at the cell, the entity which holds and carries genes. How a few million atoms, locked up as an ultra-microscopic gene, can absolutely rule all on earth is an example of profound cunning and provision that could emanate only from a Creative Intelligence - no other hypothesis will serve.
Sixth:
By the economy of nature, we are forced to realize that only infinite wisdom could have foreseen and prepared with such astute husbandry. Many years ago a species of cactus was planted in Australia as a protective fence. Having no insect enemies in Australia the cactus soon began a prodigious growth; the alarming abundance persisted until the plants covered an area as long and wide as England, crowding inhabitants out of the towns and villages, and destroying their farms. Seeking a defense, the entomologists scoured the world; finally they turned up an insect which exclusively feeds on cactus, and would eat nothing else. It would breed freely too; and it had no enemies in Australia. So animal soon conquered vegetable and today the cactus pest has retreated, and with it all but a small protective residue of the insects, enough to hold the cactus in check for ever. Such checks and balances have been universally provided. Why have not fast-breeding insects dominated the earth? Because they have no lungs such as man possesses; they breathe through tubes. But when insects grow large, their tubes do not grow in ratio to the increasing size of the body. Hence there has never been an insect of great size; this limitation on growth has held them all in check. If this physical check had not been provided, man could not exist. Imagine meeting a hornet as big as a lion!
Seventh:
The fact that man can conceive the idea of God is in itself a unique proof. The conception of god rises from a divine faculty of man, unshared with the rest of our world - the faculty we call imagination. By its power, man and man alone can fmd the evidence of things unseen. The vista that power opens up is unbounded; indeed, as man is perfected, imagination becomes a spiritual reality.

Painted Faces

2007-06-23T02:25:00.001-07:00

If Animals Act In HOLLYWOOD!!

2007-06-23T01:48:00.001-07:00

When Photoshop designer get bored they get more creative...

2007-06-23T01:25:00.001-07:00

Have you ever seen a tiger in the water...

2007-06-22T09:04:00.001-07:00

Chrome Bike YAMAHA R6

2007-06-22T08:04:00.001-07:00

Have you ever seen a frozen sea

2007-06-22T07:41:00.001-07:00

When romance goes terribly bad

2007-06-19T11:49:00.000-07:00

Laser flowers - Created using Photoshop

2007-06-19T10:30:00.000-07:00

Funny bottle holder

2007-06-19T09:20:00.000-07:00

Top 10 Coolest Cars in the world

2007-06-18T09:42:00.000-07:00

10. ALFA ROMEO 8C COMPETIZIONE

9. A.D. TRAMONTANA

8. CARVER ONE

7. BERTONE-CONCEPT CAR

6. FIORAVONTI-CONCEPT CAR

5. CHEVROLET CAMARO

4. MAZDA HAKAZE

3. X-BOW

2. JAGUAR C-XF

1. TOYOTA HYBRID CONCEPT CAR

Beautiful Earth's Crust

2007-06-18T09:14:00.000-07:00

PARIS HAS NEW SUN GLASSES

2007-06-16T10:21:00.000-07:00

The Mystery Of Vista DVD

2007-06-15T07:47:00.000-07:00

Thumbnail pics

Huge collection of cute injured animals

2007-06-14T11:50:00.000-07:00

Real life sculptures made with Cellophane Tape

2007-06-14T10:51:00.000-07:00

Color of MY india - Some Stunning Photography

2007-06-14T09:00:00.000-07:00

If the entire image is not visible pls use the thumbnails

Waterproof Mobiles Phones

2007-06-14T08:05:00.000-07:00

33 Facts About Friendship

2007-06-14T03:55:00.000-07:00

1. Don't worry about knowing people just make yourself
worth knowing.

2. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and
then wait to hear the answer.

3. If you can buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it.

4. True friends have hearts that beat as one.

5. If you cannot think of any nice things to say about your
friends, then you have the wrong friends.

6. Make friends before you need them.

7. If you were another person, would you like to be a friend
of yours?

8. A good friend is one who neither looks down on you nor
keeps up with you.

9. Be friendly with the folks you know. If it weren't for
them you would be a total stranger.

10. A friend is never known till he is needed.

11. Friendship is a responsibility. ..not an opportunity.

12. Friendship is the cement that holds the world together

13. Friends are those who speak to you after others don't

14. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags
his tail and not his tongue.

15. Pick your friends, but not to pieces.

16. A friend is one who puts his finger on a fault without
rubbing it in.

17. The way to have friends is to be willing to lose some
arguments.

18. If a friend makes a mistake, don't rub it in....rub it out.

19. Deal with other's faults as gently as if they were your
own.

20. People are judged by the company they keep and the
company they keep away from.

21. A friend is a person who can step on your toes without
messing your shine.

22. The best mirror is an old friend.

23. The best possession one may have is a true friend.

24. Make friendship a habit and you will always have
friends.

25. You will never have a friend if you must have one
without faults.

26. Doing nothing for your friends results in having no
friends to do for.

27. Anyone can give advice, but a real friend will lend a
helping hand.

28. You can make more friends by being interested in
them than trying to have them be interested in you.

29. A real friend is a person who, when you've made a
fool of yourself, lets you forget it.

30. A friend is a person who listens attentively while you
say nothing.

31. You can buy friendship with friendship, but never with
dollars.

32. True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare;
false friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere.

33. A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg
even though you're slightly cracked.

Six Ways to make People Like You

2007-06-14T03:25:00.000-07:00

Principle 1: Become genuinely interested in other people.
A simple way to make a good impression.
The expression one wears on one's face if far more important than the clothes one wears on one's back. Actions speak louder than words, and a smile says, " I like you. You make me happy. I am glad to see you." You must have a good time meeting people i f you expect them to have a good time meeting you. You don't feel like smiling? Then what? Two things. First, force yourself to smile. If you are alone, force yourself to whistle or hum a tune or sing. Act as if you were already happy, and that will tend to make you happy. "Action seems to follow feeling, but really action and feeling go together; and by regulating the action, which is under the more direct control of the will, we can indirectly regulate the feeling, which is not." -William James. Happiness doesn't depend on outward conditions. It depends on inner conditions. It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it. "There is nothing either good or bad," said Shakespeare, "but thinking makes it so." Your smile is a messenger of your good will. Your smile brightens the lives of all who see it. To someone who has seen a dozen people frown, scowl or turn their faces away, your smile is like the sun breaking through the clouds.

Principle 2: Smile.

If you don't do this, you are headed for trouble
The average person is more interested in his or her own name than all the other names on earth put together. Remember that name and call it easily, and you have paid a subtle and very effective compliment. But forget it or misspell it-and you have plac e yourself at a sharp disadvantage. Whenever you meet a new acquaintance, find out his or her complete name and some facts about his or her family, business or political opinions. Fix all these facts well in mind as part of the picture, and the next time you meet that person, even if it was a year later, you will be able to shake hands, inquire after the family, and ask about the hollyhocks in the backyard. Sometimes it is difficult to remember a name, particularly if it is hard to pronounce. Rather than even try to learn it, many people ignore it or call the person by an easy nickname. Most people don't remember names, for the simple reason that they don't take the time and energy necessary to concentrate and repeat and fix names indelibly in their minds. If you don't hear the name distinctly say excuse me I didn't get your name clearly. Then, if it is an unusual name, ask how it is spelled. Use the person's name several times in the conversation; try to associate it in your mind with the person's featur es, expression and general appearance. Then, when you are alone write the name down on a piece of paper, look at it, and concentrate on it, fix it securely in your mind, in this way you will gain an eye impression of the name as well as an ear impression.

Principle 3: Remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language.

An easy way to become a good conversationalist
Listen intently; listen because you are genuinely interested. That kind of listening is one of the highest compliments we can pay anyone. The chronic kicker, even the most violent critic, will frequently soften and be subdued in the presence of a patient, sympathetic listener-a listener who will be silent with the irate fault-finger dilates like a king cobra and spews the poison out of his system. Be more eager to hear what a person has to say then even they are to tell it. Many people prefer good list eners to good talkers, but the ability to listen seems rarer than almost any other good trait. All we want when we are in trouble is a friendly, sympathetic listener to unburden yourself. That is frequently all the irritated customer wants, and the dissat isfied employee or the hurt friend. If you want to know how to make people shun you and laugh at you behind your back and even despise you, here is the recipe: Never listen to anyone for long. Talk incessantly about yourself. If you have an idea while the other person is talking, don't wait for him or her to finish: bust right in and interrupt in the middle of a sentence. If you aspire to be a good conversationalist, be an attentive listener. To be interesting, be interested. Ask questions that other persons will enjoy answering. Encourage them to talk about themselves and their accomplishments.

Principle 4: Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.

How to interest people
The royal road to a person's heart is to talk about the things he or she treasures most. Make an effort to find out what interests the person then get them talking about it. Talking in terms of the other person's interests pays off for both parties. When asked what reward he got from it, Mr. Herzig responded that he not only received a different reward from each person but that in general the reward had been an enlargement of his life each time he spoke to someone.

Principle 5: Talk in terms of the other person's interests.

How to make people like you instantly.
Ask yourself " What is there about him or her that I can honestly admire?" That is sometimes a hard question to answer, especially with strangers. You want approval of those with whom you come in contact. You want recognition of your true worth. You want a feeling that your are important in our little world. You don't want to listen to cheap, insincere flattery, but you do crave sincere appreciation. So let's obey the Golden Rule, and give unto others what we would have others give unto us. How? When? Where? The answer is all the time, everywhere. Use little phrases such as "I'm sorry to trouble you, ___." "Would you please ___?" "Won't you please?" "Would you mind?" "Thank you." The unvarnished truth is that almost all the people you meet feel themselves superior to you in some way, and a sure way to their hearts is to let them realize in some subtle way that you recognize their importance, and recognize it sincerely. Talk to people about themselves and they will listen for hours.

Principle 6: Make the other person feel important-and do it sincerely.

In a Nutshell: Six ways to make people like you Become genuinely interested in other people.
Smile.
Remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language.
Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.
Talk in terms of the other person's interests.
Make the other person feel important-and do it sincerely.

Murphy's Laws of Combat

2007-06-14T01:36:00.000-07:00

1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

2. Incoming fire has the right of way.

3. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. (For this reason, aircraft carriers have been called "Bomb Magnets.")

4. There is always a way.

5. The easy way is always mined.

6. Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.
(Trivia devotees will recall the sudden disappearance of rank and distinctive caps on uniforms worn by Soviet officers in Afghanistan.)

7. Professionals are predictable; it's the amateurs that are dangerous.

8. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions:
a. When you're ready for them.
b. When you're not ready for them.

9. Teamwork is essential; it gives them someone else to shoot at.

10. The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack.

11 If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

12. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

13. Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.

14. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out.
(This seems to be the guiding design principle behind the Soviet's BMP and the Bradley infantry vehicle, both of which nicely package the troops in armored boxes for group destruction.)

15. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Mahatma Gandhi's Grandson Found Dead In IIC in Delhi

2007-06-13T23:37:00.000-07:00

The grandson of father of nation, Mahatma Gandhi and younger brother of Rajmohan Gandhi, professor Ramchandra Gandhi, 70, has been found dead in India's International Center in Delhi. He was inside the room no. 15 of the IIC and the room was locked from inside.

Delhi Police has sent the body for postmortem and opted to say nothing in this matter. He lived at 24 Central Lane, Bengali Market, Delhi. The senior police official rushed to the IIC immediately when came to know the incident.

Professor Ramachandra Gandhi had doctoral degrees in philosophy from Delhi and Oxford. He had taught philosophy in Britain, USA and at Hyderabad, Shantiniketan and Punjab in India. He had written and edited several books, including The Availability of Religious Ideas and Sita's Kitchen: A testimony of faith and inquiry.

His one of the recent book Svaraj: A Journey with Tyeb Mehta's 'Shantiniketan Triptych offers a meditation on selfhood and Indian history. He had also written and produced several plays and a film on his grandfather, Mahatma Gandhi. Gandhi lived in Delhi where he was associated with the India International Centre.

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Ferrari gets in Guinness with record 385 cars at Silverstone

Last Saturday, Ferrari finally got its wish and set the Guinness World Record for the Largest Parade of Ferrari Cars. It wasn't easy, requiring 385 cars to drive a distance of at least two miles with each car being no farther than two car lengths apart. The process for Guinness World Record certification also dictated that a representative be on hand to verify the attempt, as well as count the total number of cars at the beginning and end of the parade lap. Ferrari estimates that over £60 million worth of Italian automotive exotica was on the Silverstone Circuit at once, including everything from a 250 California Spyder to a 250GTO to F40s, F50s, Enzos and ultra-rare FXX. The record attempt honors Ferrari's 60th Anniversary, as well as the 40th Anniversary of the Ferrari Owners Club of Great Britain, the latter of which provided most of the cars for the record-breaking lap of Silverstone. more details

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