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Nailing people's personality based on what they drink

Seven bartenders were asked if they could nail a WOMAN's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (does not include white Zinfandel,see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.

Drink: White Zinfandel
personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

Then there is the MALE addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

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Some of the Best Moments in Life

• To fall in love.
• To laugh until it hurts your stomach.
• To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.
• To go for a vacation to some pretty place.
• To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
• To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.
• To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm.
• To clear your last exam.
• To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year .
• To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces.:)))
• Calls at midnight that last for hours.:))
• To laugh without a reason.
• To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.
• To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.
• To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.
• To be part of a team.
• To watch the sunset from the hill top.
• To make new friends.
• To feel butterflies! in the stomach every time that you see that person.
• To pass time with your best friends.
• To see people that you like, feeling happy.
• To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.
• See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.
• To take an evening walk along the beach.
• To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
• To laugh .......laugh. .......and laugh ...... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.